When intoxicacated The Rage Hits

so in this tell i will share the story about how a fat man made the rage come on. so one night very much like this one me and a few guys were just sitting on the beach in florida hitting on random girls sharing a keg and telling stories. when all of a sudden a big fat mo fo comes up accusing me of calling him gay and my friend a dick sucka. now this idiot was drunk to high heaven when he stumbled upon out small party. he then procedes to cuss us out. me finding it funny that this is happening when out of the blue he hits me in the jaw. now i can take a hit like a champ but something about a jaw hit really pisses me off. anyway i start beating on this fat guy. so by this time its being recorded and i get a solid hit to his gut which puts him over the edge and he starts to vomit all over me. he just splatters me all over. of corse being the tank i am i knock his ass out for barfing on me and ruining my shoes. needless to say this guy went to the police and the news the next morining said this i kid you not. "and our top story today a random fight on spencers beatch has police stumpped on the potenicl fighters but in this video you can tell this guy is just not having a good day ow thats gonna leave a mark so anyone with any info please contct police" i just chuckeled all the way home knowing i made mondays morning news.