the first story

this story took place a few years back..... one night me and and my buddies were drinking at a local location know to the slecet few a The Drinking spot." so by the time 11:35 rolls around we are smashed, buzzed, bombed which ever you prefer. any way my friend "Matt" has the wonderful idea that we should drive wasted to the Sky Bridge in davenport. Anyway so we were hitting on chicks there and of corse disaster hits. I Have To Take A Shit! needless to say there was noooway i was going down stairs in this state of mind. so i ride the elevator. we all know how slow elevators seem when you have something important to do. so what do i do being drunk i believe its a great idea to pull down my pants and Dump it right there in the elevator and walk away. needless to say the reason the city of davenport is thinking of closing skybridge at night is because of this small incident.