When intoxicacated The Rage Hits

so in this tell i will share the story about how a fat man made the rage come on. so one night very much like this one me and a few guys were just sitting on the beach in florida hitting on random girls sharing a keg and telling stories. when all of a sudden a big fat mo fo comes up accusing me of calling him gay and my friend a dick sucka. now this idiot was drunk to high heaven when he stumbled upon out small party. he then procedes to cuss us out. me finding it funny that this is happening when out of the blue he hits me in the jaw. now i can take a hit like a champ but something about a jaw hit really pisses me off. anyway i start beating on this fat guy. so by this time its being recorded and i get a solid hit to his gut which puts him over the edge and he starts to vomit all over me. he just splatters me all over. of corse being the tank i am i knock his ass out for barfing on me and ruining my shoes. needless to say this guy went to the police and the news the next morining said this i kid you not. "and our top story today a random fight on spencers beatch has police stumpped on the potenicl fighters but in this video you can tell this guy is just not having a good day ow thats gonna leave a mark so anyone with any info please contct police" i just chuckeled all the way home knowing i made mondays morning news.

the first story

this story took place a few years back..... one night me and and my buddies were drinking at a local location know to the slecet few a The Drinking spot." so by the time 11:35 rolls around we are smashed, buzzed, bombed which ever you prefer. any way my friend "Matt" has the wonderful idea that we should drive wasted to the Sky Bridge in davenport. Anyway so we were hitting on chicks there and of corse disaster hits. I Have To Take A Shit! needless to say there was noooway i was going down stairs in this state of mind. so i ride the elevator. we all know how slow elevators seem when you have something important to do. so what do i do being drunk i believe its a great idea to pull down my pants and Dump it right there in the elevator and walk away. needless to say the reason the city of davenport is thinking of closing skybridge at night is because of this small incident.

The Post That Started It All

Hey guys, its Jerry. For those of you who don't know me, want to know me, or know me to well i'm a pretty laid back kind of guy. it takes alot to upset me. but as you will learn in these posts I am also a party animal. I love beer and its many flavors which is why I have the many stories to post. All the stories have to with me getting completly smashed and doing funny (and very sad) things to the places and things and people around me. Each day I will try to enlighten you and inform you of the daily life of being me. however i will be heading to boot camp soon so there wont be any posts for some time. but rest assured as i am in the navy and when we go to port i will have many stories to share for your enjoyment